brucejennersbitch:

i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me

girlwithabirdshefoundinthesnow:

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash

mormondad:

looking to the right cus haters to the left

• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing